This is a set of rants, travel blog entries and other notes from the last couple of years when I took to going to my summer house in Bulgaria and back across all Europe. Some of it is specific to having a car with a British number plate, some is generic. You may find the information useful, offensive or funny depending on your point of view. Overall - your mileage may vary. Mine varies between 5000 and 10000 per year (and counting).